Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Baby faced


As indicated in the last blog post we will be hitting the facial structures. I decided that it was too much to cram into one post so guess what!?!? That's right its facial structures week here on the anattomy of the immortal blog. That's right people: a whole week of facial structures. You haven't been this excited since shark week. Today we highlight one of the most important parts of any face: the jawline. We start with the thing that people notice first, and that is the teeth. These pearl whites are always showing with his brilliant smile (he also has the cutest dimples!!) The chin is one that people pay good money for. And for the lips: those are some DSLs baby! If you aren't familiar with that i suggest u check out urban dictionary for that one. What about that skin! smooth as a babys bottom! This is just a preview of what is sure to be one of the most memorable weeks known to mankind!

Saturday, February 7, 2009

The First of Many

This idea is as good as gold: A blog that is entirely about Austin Lang, specificaly his athletic build. Why it was never thought of before is beyond me. Each blog post will highlight one of his flawless physical features. This week we will be focusing on his right pectoral. The layman's term for pectoral is breast. The hairless exterior is complimented by a hard layer of skeletal muscle on the interior. The best way to describe it would be breath taking. You can't even find pecs this good on a body builder. Oh, and by the way, who ever said that eating steak puts hair on your chest was wrong. Austin Lang is proving that is wrong. He eats his steak everyday and still maintains the 13-year-old hairless chest. We all love us a little boobage via Austin Lang! A sneak preview of next blog post: facial structures.